Bee Sting | 蜜蜂蜇伤

English Original

A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week. She had just begun her first game when she was stung by a bee. The pain was so intense that she couldn't continue. She decided to return to the clubhouse for medical attention.

Her golf pro saw her enter and asked, "Why are you back so soon? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she answered.

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second holes," she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."


中文翻译

一位年轻女士上了一周的高尔夫球课。她刚开始第一场比赛,就被蜜蜂蜇了。疼痛如此剧烈,她无法继续比赛,于是决定返回会所寻求医疗帮助。

她的高尔夫教练看到她进来,问道:“你怎么这么快就回来了?出什么事了?”

“我被蜜蜂蜇了,”她回答。

“哪里?”他问。

“在第一洞和第二洞之间,”她答道。

他会意地点点头,说:“那你的站姿太宽了。”

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