Consultation Fees | 咨询费

English Original

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads into a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Satisfied, the butcher leaves.

Three days later, the butcher receives a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.


中文翻译

一位律师的狗在镇上四处乱跑,没有拴绳,它跑进一家肉店偷走了一块烤肉。屠夫来到律师的办公室问道:"如果一条没拴绳的狗从我的店里偷了一块肉,我是否有权向狗的主人索要赔偿?"

律师回答:"当然有权。"

"那么你欠我8.5美元。你的狗今天没拴好,从我这儿偷走了一块烤肉。"

律师一言不发,给屠夫开了一张8.5美元的支票。屠夫心满意足地离开了。

三天后,屠夫收到了律师寄来的一张账单:应付咨询费100美元。

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