English Original
"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be."
"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."
中文翻译
"神父，我该怎么告诉我丈夫我还是个处女呢？"
"我的孩子，你已为人妻多年。你都有过三任丈夫了！这怎么可能。"
"唉，神父，我的第一任丈夫是心理学家，他只想谈谈；第二任是建筑工人，他总是说‘明天再说’。最后一任是妇科医生，他只会看。但这次，神父，我要嫁给一个律师了，我肯定这次会被‘搞定’了。"