A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植

English Original

A brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

"You have a choice between two brains," he told the patient. "For $1,000, you can have the brain of a psychologist. For $10,000, you can have the brain of a politician."

The patient was amazed at the huge price difference. "Is the politician's brain that much better?" he asked.

The brain surgeon replied, "No, it's not better. It's just unused."


中文翻译

一位脑外科医生正准备进行大脑移植手术。

他告诉病人:“您可以在两个大脑之间做出选择。花1000美元,您可以得到一位心理学家的大脑。花10000美元,您可以得到一位政治家的大脑。”

病人对巨大的价格差异感到惊讶。“政治家的大脑要好那么多吗?”他问道。

脑外科医生回答:“不,不是更好。只是从未用过。”

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