The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before?"
"I did tell you," said the go-between, with an air of justice. "When you first met, I told you that he settled on you with one eye."
女孩找到媒人，说道：“你骗了我！他有一只眼睛是假的。你之前为什么不告诉我？”
“我怎么没告诉你？”媒人理直气壮地答道，“你们第一次见面时，我就说了，他是一眼看中你的。”
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