While taking the 1993 census, I called on a woman who refused to state her age.
I told her I was permitted to make an estimate. "I guess 85 is about right," I said and pretended to write on the form.
"Don't you dare!" she snapped. "I'm only 68."
在进行1993年人口普查时，我拜访了一位拒绝透露年龄的女士。
我告诉她，我有权进行估算。"我猜85岁差不多吧，"我边说边假装在表格上填写。
"你敢！"她厉声说道。"我才68岁。"
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