He's Shaving You | 他正在给你刮胡须

English Original

A young playboy, stopping at an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, took a fancy to the manicurist and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

The girl demurred, "I don't think I ought to. I'm married."

"Why don't you ask your husband?" the playboy suggested. "I'm sure he wouldn't object."

"You can ask him yourself," the girl shrugged. "He's shaving you."


中文翻译

一位年轻的花花公子在一家陌生的理发店刮胡子,他看上了店里的美甲师,便提议当晚共进晚餐并去看表演。

女郎犹豫着说:“我想我不该去,我已经结婚了。”

“你何不问一下你丈夫呢?”花花公子建议道,“我敢肯定他不会反对的。”

“你可以自己问他,”女郎耸耸肩说,“他正在给你刮胡子。”

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