An old man visited a doctor to seek advice on what he should do. The doctor gave him some instructions.
The old man shook his head and started to leave the office. The doctor said: "Sir, you forgot to pay me."
"Pay you for what?" asked the old man.
The doctor replied: "For my advice."
"No, sir, no, sir," the old man replied, "I am not going to take it."
一位老人去看医生，咨询他应该怎么做。医生给了他一些建议。
老人摇了摇头，起身准备离开诊室。医生说：“先生，您忘记付钱了。”
“付什么钱？”老人问道。
医生回答：“为我的建议付钱。”
“不，先生，不，先生，”老人回答说，“我不打算采纳它。”
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