A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination. As he couldn't answer some questions, he wrote a complaint on his paper: "God only knows the answers to these questions. Merry Christmas."
When the professor saw the message, he returned the paper with a cheerful response: "God gets an A; you get an F. Happy New Year."
一名大学生正在参加一场圣诞节前的考试。由于有几个问题不会回答，他在试卷上写下了一句抱怨：“只有上帝知道这些问题的答案。圣诞快乐。”
教授看到这句话后，将试卷发回给他，并附上了一个欣然回应：“上帝得了个‘优’，你得了个‘差’。新年快乐。”
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