Stranger: Catch any fish?
Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.
Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.
陌生人： 钓到鱼了吗？
钓鱼者： 当然钓到了！我今天早上就从这条小溪里钓了四十条。
陌生人： 知道我是谁吗？我是渔猎监督官。
钓鱼者： 那你知道我是谁吗？我是本州最大的说谎者。
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