If you are alone, I'll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile.
If you need money... wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。
如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。
如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。
如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。
如果你想要钱……等着发工资吧！
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