English Original
A kindergarten class was given a homework assignment: to find something exciting and share it with the class the next day. When it was time for presentations, the first little boy walked to the front, drew a small white dot on the blackboard, and sat down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that," she replied, "but what's so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, my dad had a heart attack, my mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
中文翻译
幼儿园的一个班级布置了一项家庭作业：找一件令人兴奋的事情，第二天与全班分享。到了展示时间，第一个小男孩走到前面，在黑板上画了一个小白点，然后坐了下来。
老师感到困惑，问他那是什么。
“是一个句号。”小男孩说。
“嗯，我看得出来，”她回答，“但一个句号有什么令人兴奋的呢？”
“我要是知道才怪呢，”小男孩说，“但今天早上我姐姐少了一个句号，我爸爸心脏病发作，我妈妈晕倒了，隔壁的男人开枪自杀了。”