English Original
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?"
"They're up in bed," she replied.
The little boy giggled, ate his breakfast, and went out to play. At lunch, he returned and asked again, "Where's Mom and Dad?"
"They're still up in bed," his grandma said.
Again, the boy giggled, ate his lunch, and went back out to play. When he came in for dinner, he asked once more, "Where's Mom and Dad?"
"They're still up in bed," his grandmother replied.
This time, the little boy burst out laughing. His grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed, you start to laugh! What's going on here?"
The little boy replied, "Well, last night Daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline, and I gave him super glue."
中文翻译
一天早上，一个小男孩下楼吃早餐，问他的奶奶："妈妈和爸爸在哪儿？"
"他们还在床上呢，"奶奶回答。
小男孩咯咯地笑了起来，吃完早餐就出去玩了。午餐时，他回来又问："妈妈和爸爸在哪儿？"
"他们还在床上呢，"奶奶说。
小男孩又咯咯地笑了，吃完午饭又出去玩了。当他回来吃晚饭时，他再次问道："妈妈和爸爸在哪儿？"
"他们还在床上呢，"奶奶回答。
这一次，小男孩放声大笑。他的奶奶问道："怎么回事？每次我告诉你他们还在床上，你就开始笑！这到底是怎么回事？"
小男孩回答说："嗯，昨晚爸爸来我的卧室问我要凡士林，我给了他强力胶。"