English Original
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why don't you think I gave you the poison?"
中文翻译
一个男人躺在临终的床上，向他的妻子坦白道：“我死前必须告诉你真相。在我们的整个婚姻中，我一直在欺骗你。所有那些我告诉你我要工作到很晚的夜晚，我都是和其他女人在一起。而且不止一个女人，我和几十个女人睡过。”
他的妻子平静地看着他，说道：“你为什么没想过，毒药是我下的呢？”