A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. His lawyer told him, "Don't worry. You'll never have to go to jail with all that money." The lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.
一名男子因从雇主那里侵吞数百万资金而被抓获，他去找律师寻求辩护。他不想进监狱。他的律师告诉他：“别担心。你有那么多钱，永远不必进监狱。”律师说得对。当这名男子被送进监狱时，他已经身无分文。
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