While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸准备生日礼物了。
“没关系，”他说，“我唯一想要的就是你的爱、尊重和顺从。”
妈妈沉思片刻，然后回答道：“我宁愿给你买件礼物。”
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