Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."
三位女士正在谈论她们的爱情生活。
第一位说：“我的丈夫像一辆劳斯莱斯；平稳而精致。”
第二位说：“我的像一辆保时捷；快速而有力。”
第三位说：“我的像一辆老旧的雪佛兰。它需要手摇启动，而且我得在它还在动的时候跳上去。”
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