Human Car Performance | 人性化的汽车性能

English Original

Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."


中文翻译

三位女士正在谈论她们的爱情生活。

第一位说:“我的丈夫像一辆劳斯莱斯;平稳而精致。”

第二位说:“我的像一辆保时捷;快速而有力。”

第三位说:“我的像一辆老旧的雪佛兰。它需要手摇启动,而且我得在它还在动的时候跳上去。”

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