Visual Training | 视力训练

English Original

The squad was having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:

"Sixteen men and a sergeant, sir."

"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

"He's not doing any digging, sir."


中文翻译

班里正在进行“视力训练”。一名机灵的新兵被长官叫出来,去数远处旷野上一个挖掘队的人数。队伍离得非常远,那些人看起来只是些小点。但新兵毫不犹豫地回答道:

“十六个人,外加一名中士,长官。”

“正确。但你怎么知道那里有一名中士?”

“他什么活也没干,长官。”

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