At a court, a judge is interrogating a mugger but encounters difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.
"Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks.
"Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
法庭上，法官正在审问一名抢劫犯，但由于该犯是个不会说英语的外国人，审问遇到了困难。
法官问：“你一点英语都不会说吗？”
抢劫犯回答：“只会几个词。”
“你会说哪几个词？”
“你是要钱还是要命！”
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