Patient: I want to have a vasectomy.
Doctor: It's a serious issue. Have you talked with your wife?
Patient: Oh, yes. She agrees with me.
Doctor: And your children?
Patient: Yes, sir. The kids are in favor of it - 17 to 3.
病人：我想做结扎手术。
医生：这可是大事，你跟妻子商量好了吗？
病人：是的，她也同意。
医生：那你的孩子们呢？
病人：孩子们以17比3通过。
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