I'd Rather Buy a Gift | 我宁愿买件礼物

English Original

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor, and obey."

Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."


中文翻译

旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸准备生日礼物了。

“没关系,”他说,“我唯一想要的,就是你的爱、敬重和顺从。”

妈妈沉思片刻,然后回答道:“我宁愿给你买件礼物。”

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