Morning Worship | 晨间礼拜

English Original

The teacher of a third-grade Sunday School class planned a "field trip" to the ongoing church service so her students could see what morning worship was like.

Before leaving the classroom, she thought it wise to caution them against being boisterous. To engage their attention, she asked, "And why do we need to be quiet in church?"

One bright little scholar replied immediately, "Because people are sleeping in there."


中文翻译

一位主日学校三年级的老师计划带她的学生们去正在进行的教堂礼拜进行一场“实地考察”,好让他们看看晨间礼拜是什么样子。

在离开教室前,她觉得有必要提醒他们不要在那里喧闹。为了吸引他们的注意力,她问道:“那么,我们为什么需要在教堂里保持安静呢?”

一位聪明的小学者立刻回答:“因为人们在里面睡觉。”

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