English Original
Upon hearing of her elderly grandfather's passing, Jenny went directly to visit her grandmother.
When she inquired about the cause of death, her grandmother explained frankly, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"
Horrified, Jenny remarked that engaging in such activities at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.
"Oh no," her grandmother replied. "We made love every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells!"
"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"
She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it weren't for that confounded Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"
中文翻译
听闻年迈的祖父去世，珍妮立刻前去探望祖母。
当她问起祖父的死因时，祖母坦率地解释道：“他是周日早上，在行房时心脏病发作去世的！”
震惊不已的珍妮表示，94岁高龄还做这种事简直是自找麻烦。
“哦，不是的，”祖母回答道。“我们每个周日早上都会做爱，正好伴着教堂的钟声！”
“钟声叮当进，钟声咚咚出！”
她停下来擦了擦眼泪，“……要不是那辆该死的冰淇淋车，他现在还活着呢！”