English Original
In a Sex Ed class, the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."
The next day, she asks Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?"
Johnny says, "Seventy-three."
The teacher replies, "Oh, my goodness... uh... very good, John, very good..."
She then calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?"
Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one... where the guy just lays on top of the girl."
Johnny yells, "Seventy-four!"
中文翻译
在一堂性教育课上，老师说：“好了，同学们，我希望你们回家，明天回来时，能想出尽可能多的做爱体位。”
第二天，她问坐在后排的小约翰尼：“那么，约翰，你想出了多少个体位？”
约翰尼说：“七十三个。”
老师回答：“哦，我的天哪……呃……非常好，约翰，非常好……”
然后她叫了前排的贝琪，说：“好吧，贝琪，你呢？”
贝琪说：“哎呀，老师，我只想出了一个……就是男人躺在女人上面的那个。”
约翰尼大喊：“七十四个！”