"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, but... what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
"救命！医生！请快来！我十岁的儿子刚刚吞了一支笔！"
"好的，我马上到。我10到20分钟内就到。"
"好的，但是……在这期间我该怎么办？"
"用另一支笔嘛！"
A mother's silence after breaking a dish reveals her comp...
A girl tells her mother she was punished at school for so...
A pregnant woman asks when her baby will move, and the do...
Tom explains his daily lateness to school by humorously m...
A nearsighted wife mistakes a mirror for a painting at a ...
A heart attack patient must choose between a lawyer's hea...
A man explains that "Mary" in a letter is a horse he bet ...
A man is tried for going shopping "too early" during the ...
A warden pities an inmate who never receives visitors, on...
A teacher is shocked when a student claims his father wor...
A poor man visits a doctor a month after swallowing a pen...
A woman buys a watermelon promised to be red and sweet. A...
A man borrows his neighbour's record player not for music...
Two men, Harry and Lloyd, give a humorous and illogical e...
Three turtles go for coffee when it rains. The smallest o...
A confused man repeatedly asks a busy traffic policeman f...
A speeding motorist is jailed by an officer who thinks th...
A barber, mistaking a customer's throat for a red scarf, ...
Uncle Sam looks down on farmers as foolish. When a farmer...
Two boys, Will and Bill, engage in a humorous boasting co...