"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, but... what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
"救命！医生！请快来！我十岁的儿子刚刚吞了一支笔！"
"好的，我马上到。我10到20分钟内就到。"
"好的，但是……在这期间我该怎么办？"
"用另一支笔嘛！"
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