Three men were arguing about who had the best memory.
The first man said, "I can remember the first day of my first-grade class."
The second man said, "I can remember my first day at nursery school!"
Not to be outdone, the third man said, "Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the drive-in with my father and coming home with my mother."
三个男人正在争论谁拥有最好的记忆力。
第一个男人说：“我能记得我上一年级第一天的情景。”
第二个男人说：“我能记得我上幼儿园第一天的情景！”
为了不落下风，第三个男人说：“得了吧，那算什么。我能记得和我父亲一起开车去汽车电影院，然后和我母亲一起回家。”
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