English Original
A midget walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching."
The Doctor says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for you."
So the doctor pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip, snip noises for about five minutes.
The doctor finishes and says, "How's that?"
The midget says, "Brilliant! What did you do?"
The doctor says, "I trimmed back your high boots."
中文翻译
一个矮人走进诊所，说道：“医生，我的蛋蛋很痒，怎么都止不住。”
医生说：“我看出问题了，我来帮你解决。”
于是医生拿出一把剪刀，让矮人闭上眼睛。矮人听到“咔嚓、咔嚓”的声音持续了大约五分钟。
医生完成后问道：“感觉怎么样？”
矮人说：“太棒了！你做了什么？”
医生说：“我把你的高筒靴剪短了。”