"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你耳朵里为什么塞了棉花？是感染了吗？”
“没有，先生。但您昨天说，您告诉我的一切都是一只耳朵进，一只耳朵出，所以我在试着阻止它。”
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