A Good Start | 良好的开端

Three Questions | 三个问题

A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...

dialogue humor

Two Questions | 两个问题

A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...

dialogue humor

A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪

A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...

beginner humor

What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹？

Two lawyers argue over identifying animal tracks while hu...

humor joke

Three in One Grave | 一墓三人

A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one ...

english-learning humor

Gone to the Dogs | 狗命不保

A man takes his seemingly dead dog to the vet, who uses a...

animals humor

De-nephew | 侄子谐音

A new mother's brother names her twins Denise and De-neph...

english-learning family

A Saint's Spelling Bee | 圣徒的拼字游戏

A woman earns entry to heaven by spelling "love," then is...

dialogue heaven

Honest Lawyer | 诚实的律师

A short, humorous joke that plays on the stereotype of la...

humor joke

He Is Really Somebody | 他真是个大人物

A humorous dialogue reveals the irony of someone claiming...

beginner dialogue

Working Dogs | 工作犬

Three men boast about their dogs' "working" skills by a f...

anecdote humor

Funding For Froggies | 青蛙贷款记

A frog named Kermit Jagger applies for a bank loan using ...

beginner fiction

The Cross-eyed Rottweiler | 斗鸡眼罗威纳犬

A man brings his cross-eyed Rottweiler to the vet, concer...

animals humor

An Ounce of Brains | 一盎司的脑子

A lawyer needing a brain transplant is shocked to find la...

humor joke

The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师

A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questio...

beginner dialogue

Parachute Shortage | 降落伞短缺

A humorous anecdote about five people on a crashing plane...

humor joke

The Itchy Midget | 发痒的矮人

A midget complains of itchy "balls" to a doctor, who perf...

dialogue humor

Cooking With Cannibals | 食人族烹饪记

Two cannibals discuss cooking techniques, with one compla...

dark-humor dialogue

When Will He Move? | 他何时会搬走？

A pregnant woman asks when her baby will move, and the do...

dialogue everyday-life

I Dream of Jeannie | 我梦见了珍妮

Two shipwreck survivors find a magic lamp, but the genie ...

english-learning fantasy