English Original
A woman visited her doctor's office and was seen by a young, new physician. After a brief examination, the doctor informed her she was pregnant. The woman screamed and ran into the hallway.
An older doctor stopped her, listened to her story, and then guided her to a room to sit and relax. He then marched down the hall to confront the young doctor.
"What's the matter with you?" he demanded. "Mrs. Smith is 59 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!"
The new doctor continued writing on his clipboard without looking up and replied, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
中文翻译
一位女士去看医生,接诊的是一位年轻的新医生。经过简短检查后,医生告诉她,她怀孕了。这位女士尖叫着跑进了走廊。
一位年长的医生拦住了她,听完她的讲述后,将她带到一间房间坐下休息。随后,他沿着走廊走去质问那位年轻医生。
"你怎么回事?"他质问道。"史密斯夫人59岁了,有四个成年子女和七个孙辈,你竟然告诉她她怀孕了?!"
新医生头也不抬,继续在病历夹上写着,回答道:"她的打嗝止住了吗?"