A couple of farmers were walking back across the fields after a boozy lunch at the local pub when they spotted a lamb caught fast in the fence.
"Ahrr, Jem, I could wish that was Anna Kournikova stuck in that fence like that," one said.
Jem replied, "Well, I'm just wishing it was dark."
两位农夫在当地酒馆畅饮午餐后，穿过田野往回走，这时他们发现一只羔羊被紧紧地卡在了栅栏里。
"啊，杰姆，我真希望像那样卡在栅栏里的是安娜·库尔尼科娃，"其中一人说道。
杰姆回答说："好吧，我只希望天是黑的。"
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