English Original
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A maggot with attitude!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Very big worm holes in your garden!
What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A 15-foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
中文翻译
什么东西是黄色的、会扭动，而且很危险？
一条有脾气的蛆！
萤火虫为什么不开心？
因为她的孩子们不够“亮”！
蠕虫在浴缸边留下了什么？
地球上的渣滓！
如果把蠕虫和大象杂交，你会得到什么？
你花园里会有非常大的虫洞！
什么东西住在苹果里还爱读书？
书虫！
木蛀虫对椅子说了什么？
和你“啃”谈很愉快！
如果把蠕虫和小山羊杂交，你会得到什么？
一个脏兮兮的小孩！
一条蛆对另一条蛆说了什么？
像你这么好的蛆，在这种“地方”做什么！
为什么把萤火虫放在包里很好？
它们可以减轻你的负担！
如果把萤火虫和蟒蛇杂交，你会得到什么？
一条15英尺长、能把你勒死的灯管！