English Original
A man had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor told him he needed an immediate heart transplant to survive. "You're in luck," the doctor said. "Two hearts are available, so you can choose. One belonged to an attorney, the other to a social worker."
The man quickly replied, "The attorney's."
"Wait!" the doctor exclaimed. "Don't you want to know more about them before deciding?"
"I already know enough," the man said. "Social workers have bleeding hearts, and the attorney probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"
中文翻译
一名男子心脏病发作，被紧急送往医院。医生告诉他，必须立即进行心脏移植手术才能活命。"你很幸运，"医生说。"有两个心脏可用，你可以选择。一个属于一位律师，另一个属于一位社会工作者。"
男子迅速回答："律师的。"
"等等！"医生惊呼。"在决定之前，你不想多了解一下他们吗？"
"我知道的够多了，"男子说。"社会工作者都心肠太软（热心过度），而律师可能从来没用过他的良心。所以我选律师的！"