A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
The doctor replied, "Don't worry, take this. After you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."
一位病人对他的医生说：“医生，请给我一些能刺激我、让我兴奋、让我进入一种非常、非常高度兴奋的、充满斗志的精神状态的药。”
医生回答说：“别担心，把这个拿去。等你看到账单后，你就会有所有这些感觉了。”
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