Funny Faces | 鬼脸

English Original

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and I would stay like that."

Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."


中文翻译

史密斯女士在操场上发现她的一个学生约翰尼正在对别人做鬼脸,便停下来温和地责备他。

这位主日学校的老师甜美地微笑着说:“约翰尼,我小时候被告知,如果我做丑陋的鬼脸,我的脸就会僵住,永远变成那样。”

约翰尼抬起头回答道:“好吧,史密斯女士,您可不能说没人警告过您。”

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