Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？
小威利：亚伯拉罕·林肯诞生了。
老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重大事件呢？
小威利：亚伯拉罕·林肯过他的三岁生日。
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