A Wife's Angry Prayer | 发怒妻子的祈祷

English Original

A man was so addicted to gambling that he often came home late. His wife never stopped berating him. One evening, he was detained at work and arrived home late. His wife immediately accused him of gambling again, but he swore he had been at the office.

"I pray to God that you are telling the truth," his wife said.

"May God strike me dead if I am lying," he vowed.

"Then I pray to God that you are lying," his wife said hopefully.


中文翻译

一个男人嗜赌成性,经常很晚回家。他的妻子为此不停地责骂他。一天晚上,他因工作耽搁,回家晚了。妻子立刻指责他又去赌博了,但他发誓自己一直在办公室。

"我祈祷上帝你说的是实话,"妻子说。

"如果我说谎,愿上帝立刻让我死,"他发誓道。

"那我祈祷上帝你确实在说谎,"妻子满怀希望地说。

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