BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now?
WOMAN: It's 11:25 PM.
BLONDE: (with a confused look) You know, it's the weirdest thing. I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.
金发女郎：打扰一下，现在几点了？
女士：晚上11点25分。
金发女郎：（一脸困惑）你知道吗，这真是最奇怪的事了。我今天问了三十遍这个问题，每次别人给我的答案都不一样。
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