Fred's Obituary | 弗雷德的讣告

English Original

A grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5 per word.

She thinks for a moment and says, "Fred's dead."

The man then informs her there is a five-word minimum.

She says, "Okay... Fred's dead, Buick for sale."


中文翻译

一位悲伤的寡妇去当地报社提交一份讣告。柜台后的工作人员告诉她,每个词收费5美元。

她想了想,说道:“弗雷德死了。”

工作人员随即告知她,讣告最少需要五个词。

她说:“好吧……弗雷德死了,别克出售。”

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