A grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5 per word.
She thinks for a moment and says, "Fred's dead."
The man then informs her there is a five-word minimum.
She says, "Okay... Fred's dead, Buick for sale."
一位悲伤的寡妇去当地报社提交一份讣告。柜台后的工作人员告诉她，每个词收费5美元。
她想了想，说道：“弗雷德死了。”
工作人员随即告知她，讣告最少需要五个词。
她说：“好吧……弗雷德死了，别克出售。”
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