English Original
An elderly man entered a car dealership with his young wife. The owner, noticing the couple, approached to serve them personally. He couldn't help but stare at the lady, which the elderly man observed.
"May I propose a wager," said the elderly man. "If you can do everything to my wife that I can do and end up in the same condition as I do, I will pay double for the car. But if you cannot, you will give it to me for free!"
"Agreed!" said the dealership owner.
The elderly man gave his wife a passionate kiss, and the owner did the same. Then the elderly man unbuttoned her blouse and kissed her breasts. The owner followed suit. Finally, the husband unzipped his trousers, took out his penis, and bent it in half.
"What color car would you like?" asked the dealership owner.
中文翻译
一位老人带着他年轻的妻子走进一家汽车经销店。店主注意到了这对夫妇，便亲自上前接待。他忍不住盯着那位女士看，这一点被老人看在眼里。
"我提议打个赌如何？"老人说。"如果你能对我妻子做所有我能做的事，并且最终达到和我一样的状态，我就付双倍的车钱。但如果你做不到，你就得把车免费送给我！"
"成交！"店主说。
老人给了妻子一个热烈的吻，店主也照做了。接着，老人解开妻子的衬衫纽扣，亲吻了她的胸部。店主也依样画葫芦。最后，丈夫拉开自己的裤子拉链，掏出阴茎，将其对折弯曲。
"您想要什么颜色的车？"店主问道。