English Original
Three men were traveling in Saudi Arabia. One day, they accidentally entered a harem tent occupied by over a hundred beautiful women.
They began socializing with the women when suddenly, the Sheik arrived.
"I am the master of these women. No one else may touch them," declared the Sheik. "For your actions today, you three must be punished according to your professions."
The Sheik turned to the first man. "What is your profession?"
"I'm a police officer," replied the first man.
"Then we shall shoot it off!" announced the Sheik.
He then asked the second man, "And what do you do?"
"I'm a firefighter," said the second man.
"Then we shall burn it off!" declared the Sheik.
Finally, he turned to the third man. "And you? What is your profession?"
The third man answered with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
中文翻译
三名男子在沙特阿拉伯旅行。一天，他们误入了一个住着百余名美女的后宫帐篷。
他们开始与女人们攀谈，就在这时，酋长突然出现了。
"我是这些女人的主人。除我之外，任何人不得触碰她们，"酋长宣布道。"你们三人今日所为必须受到惩罚，惩罚方式将与你们的职业相对应。"
酋长转向第一个男人。"你是做什么的？"
"我是一名警察，"第一个男人回答。
"那我们就把它射掉！"酋长宣布。
接着他问第二个男人："那么你是做什么的？"
"我是一名消防员，"第二个男人说。
"那我们就把它烧掉！"酋长宣布。
最后，他转向第三个男人。"你呢？你是做什么的？"
第三个男人狡黠地咧嘴一笑，答道："我是一名棒棒糖销售员！"