Final Escape | 最后的逃生

English Original

Three women — a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde — are about to be executed.

First, the brunette is brought forward. The executioner asks for her last request. She says none. As he shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she suddenly yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes in the confusion.

Next, the redhead is brought forward. The same question is asked, and she also declines. When the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she screams, "Tornado!" Again, everyone is distracted, and she escapes.

Finally, the blonde, having observed the others, is brought forward. She too says she has no last request. The executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

The blonde shouts, "Fire!"


中文翻译

三名女子——一名棕发、一名红发、一名金发——即将被处决。

首先,棕发女子被带上前。行刑者询问她最后的请求。她说没有。当他喊道“预备……瞄准……”时,她突然大喊:“地震了!”所有人都吓了一跳,四处张望。她趁乱逃脱了。

接着,红发女子被带上前。同样的问题被提出,她也拒绝了。当行刑者喊道“预备……瞄准……”时,她尖叫:“龙卷风!”众人再次分神,她也逃脱了。

最后,观察了前两人做法的金发女子被带上前。她也说没有最后的请求。行刑者喊道:“预备……瞄准……”

金发女子大喊:“着火了!”

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