None Other Than a Soldier | 唯士兵而已

English Original

As a newly commissioned infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the M-16's bolt and chamber, which makes it difficult to clean.

"Lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with," the soldier said.

"They do," piped up a sergeant.

"Really?" I said with surprise, wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.

"Yes, sir," replied the sergeant. "It's called a soldier."


中文翻译

作为一名新授衔的步兵少尉,我渴望通过亲自清洁我的M-16步枪来为我的排树立榜样。当我们一起擦拭武器时,一名士兵抱怨M-16步枪枪机和弹膛那独特的凹槽形状很难清理。

“中尉,他们真该发明个什么东西来清理这个,”那名士兵说道。

“他们发明了,”一名军士高声插话道。

“真的吗?”我惊讶地问道,心里纳闷为什么我们没有订购这种工具。

“是的,长官,”军士回答道。“那工具就叫‘士兵’。”

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