Proof of Identity | 身份证明

English Original

A man went to a village post office to collect a registered letter. The letter had arrived, but the clerk refused to hand it over. "How can I be sure this letter is yours?" he asked.

The man then took a photograph of himself from his pocket and said, "Now you know who I am, don't you?"

The clerk studied the photo for a moment and replied, "Yes, that's you. Here is your letter."


中文翻译

一名男子前往乡村邮局领取一封挂号信。信已经到了,但工作人员拒绝把信给他。他问道:“我怎么确定这封信是你的呢?”

于是,男子从口袋里掏出一张自己的照片,说:“现在你知道我是谁了吧?”

工作人员端详了一会儿照片,回答道:“是的,这确实是你。你的信拿去吧。”

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