A Polish Joke | 波兰笑话

English Original

A blonde was telling her priest a Polish joke. Halfway through, the priest interrupted her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologized. "Do you want me to start over and talk slower?"


中文翻译

一位金发女郎正在给她的神父讲一个关于波兰人的笑话。讲到一半时,神父打断了她:“你不知道我是波兰人吗?”

“哦,对不起,”金发女郎道歉道,“您想让我从头开始,讲得慢一点吗?”

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