The Bald Man's Wisdom | 秃头老先生的智慧

English Original

One day, he went hunting with friends. A sudden gust of wind blew his wig off. His friends saw this and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

The bald man also began to laugh, just as heartily as the others. He said to his friends, "How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won't stay there?"


中文翻译

有一天,他和朋友们外出打猎。一阵狂风突然吹走了他的假发。朋友们见状,顿时笑得前仰后合,停不下来。

这位秃头老先生也跟着大笑起来,笑声和其他人一样爽朗。他对朋友们说:“我连真头发都留不住,又怎能指望假发老老实实地待在我头上呢?”

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