English Original
A man visited a brain store to purchase some brain tissue for a study. Noticing a sign boasting about the quality of professional brains offered, he inquired about the prices from the butcher.
"How much for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"One thousand dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more expensive?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to process to get one ounce of brain?"
中文翻译
一名男子前往一家大脑商店，想购买一些脑组织用于研究。他看到一块招牌，吹嘘该店提供的专业大脑品质上乘，便开始向店主询问价格。
“工程师的大脑多少钱？”
“三美元一盎司。”
“程序员的大脑呢？”
“四美元一盎司。”
“律师的大脑多少钱？”
“一千美元一盎司。”
“为什么律师的大脑贵这么多？”
“你知道我们要处理多少律师才能得到一盎司大脑吗？”