That's Me | 是我啊

English Original

On a dark night, a policeman sees a staggering man struggling to unlock a door. "Is this your home?" the policeman asks.

"Sure, I'll prove it if you help me," the man replies. Once inside, he explains, "You see, this is my bedroom. And this is my wife."

"And who is the man next to her?" the policeman inquires.

"That's me!"


中文翻译

在一个漆黑的夜晚,一名警察看到一个摇摇晃晃的男人正费力地试图打开门锁。“这是你家吗?”警察问道。

“当然,如果你帮我,我就证明给你看,”男人回答。进屋后,他解释道:“你看,这是我的卧室。这是我太太。”

“那她旁边的男人是谁?”警察追问。

“那是我啊!”

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