Not an Old Lady | 不像个老太太

English Original

"I no longer look like an old lady," said Sophia to her husband, who was busy solving a crossword puzzle by the fire.

She had just been to her hairdresser and looked quite a different person.

The fellow lifted his head and muttered under his breath: "That's quite true, darling. You don't look like an old lady at all."

"And what do I look like?" insisted the lady, blushing prettily.

"You look like an old gentleman."


中文翻译

“我看起来不再像个老太太了。”索菲亚对她正在火炉前玩填字游戏的丈夫说。

她刚去过美发店,现在看起来完全像变了一个人。

那个老家伙抬起头嘟囔着说:“一点儿不错,亲爱的。你看起来一点也不像个老妇人。”

“那我看起来像什么呢?”这位女士害羞地问道。

“你看起来像个老绅士。”

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