English Original
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do you do this? Come run with me through the forest. You'll feel much better!" The giraffe looks at him, then at the joint, tosses it away, and joins the rabbit.
Soon, they meet an elephant about to use cocaine. The rabbit urges, "Elephant, my friend, think of your health! Come run with us through this beautiful forest. You'll feel great!" The elephant looks at them, discards the cocaine, and starts running with them.
Then, the trio encounters a lion preparing to inject drugs. The rabbit pleads again, "Lion, my friend, consider your health! Run with us through the sunny forest. You'll feel wonderful!"
The lion looks at the rabbit, puts down his needle, and proceeds to beat him up. Watching in horror, the giraffe and elephant ask, "Lion, why did you do that? He was only trying to help us!"
The lion replies, "Because every time this rabbit is on ecstasy, he makes me run around the forest like an idiot!"
中文翻译
一只小白兔正快乐地在森林里奔跑，突然遇到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿。小白兔说：“长颈鹿，我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事？和我一起在森林里奔跑吧。你会感觉好很多！”长颈鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻，把它扔掉，然后加入了小白兔。
不久，它们遇到一只正要吸食可卡因的大象。小白兔劝说道：“大象，我的朋友，想想你的健康！和我们一起在这美丽的森林里奔跑吧。你会感觉棒极了！”大象看看它们，丢掉了可卡因，开始和它们一起奔跑。
接着，三只动物遇到一只正准备注射毒品的狮子。小白兔再次恳求：“狮子，我的朋友，考虑一下你的健康！和我们一起在阳光明媚的森林里奔跑吧。你会感觉非常美好！”
狮子看着小白兔，放下针筒，把它痛打了一顿。长颈鹿和大象惊恐地看着，问道：“狮子，你为什么要这么做？它只是想帮助我们啊！”
狮子回答：“因为这只兔子每次嗑了摇头丸，就拉着我像白痴一样在森林里乱跑！”